Octaman's
anti-missionary rant,
delivered with a heavy dose of sarcasm
Christianize the World
I'm gonna christianize the world
Make 'em all think just like me yeah
I'm gonna christianize the world
Single-handedly yeah
Here on earth will be heavenly bliss
When everybody talks like this
I'm gonna christianize the world
And if you don't like it -
I'm gonna kill ya, kill ya
Kill ya, kill ya
I'll make believe in the Trinity
You can count to three so easy
I'm gonna christianize the world yeah!
To hell with all the heathen
I'm changin' and I'm leavin'
I'm gonna christianize
Christianize your world
You'll never comprehend
How one is three, then one again
But I'll christianize the world
And if you don't like it -
Then I'm gonna kill ya, burn you
Torment you forever and ever and ever...
In the beginning was the Word
And the Word was with God
A god was the Word yeah, I say
In the beginning was the Word
And the Word was with THE God
"A god" was the Word yeah
Well, I don't know much about what the Bible say
But I got to preach it to you anyway
I'm gonna christianize, christianize the world
Usurp authority, get everyone to vote for me!
Then I'll christianize, christianize our world
I know it wasn't that way in Jesus day
and that's not what he would say
I know he never ran a big campaign
And on tax day he'd pay
But he didn't know about a three headed monster
Called "Trinity" today
So pray or I'll kill ya, kill ya, burn you
Torment you forever!
I gotta Christianize the World
Or else I gotta kill ya!
delivered with a heavy dose of sarcasm
Christianize the World
I'm gonna christianize the world
Make 'em all think just like me yeah
I'm gonna christianize the world
Single-handedly yeah
Here on earth will be heavenly bliss
When everybody talks like this
I'm gonna christianize the world
And if you don't like it -
I'm gonna kill ya, kill ya
Kill ya, kill ya
I'll make believe in the Trinity
You can count to three so easy
I'm gonna christianize the world yeah!
To hell with all the heathen
I'm changin' and I'm leavin'
I'm gonna christianize
Christianize your world
You'll never comprehend
How one is three, then one again
But I'll christianize the world
And if you don't like it -
Then I'm gonna kill ya, burn you
Torment you forever and ever and ever...
In the beginning was the Word
And the Word was with God
A god was the Word yeah, I say
In the beginning was the Word
And the Word was with THE God
"A god" was the Word yeah
Well, I don't know much about what the Bible say
But I got to preach it to you anyway
I'm gonna christianize, christianize the world
Usurp authority, get everyone to vote for me!
Then I'll christianize, christianize our world
I know it wasn't that way in Jesus day
and that's not what he would say
I know he never ran a big campaign
And on tax day he'd pay
But he didn't know about a three headed monster
Called "Trinity" today
So pray or I'll kill ya, kill ya, burn you
Torment you forever!
I gotta Christianize the World
Or else I gotta kill ya!
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